As mentioned by Nick Sin comments to the Meatloaf Manifesto, here is Lester Bangs's "protest ballot" for the Village Voice's 1981 Pazz and Jop poll of America's critics. Plus a satirical anticipation of 1982's best records....
As Nick notes, for someone supposedly utterly alienated from current music (a soul-less wasteland) he has no trouble listing a bunch of favorite records from the year
His number 1 album is a great lost post-No Wave record, very unusual sound.
LESTER BANGS’S BALLOT
Because of the realities of the situation and a simple respect for music itself I am compelled to state in response to your poll that 1981 was in my view such a dismal year that I cannot in good conscience vote for more than two or three albums, much less 10. As you know, I always vote in these things strictly on the basis of how much I actually listen to the record, as opposed to how “significant” it might be. What I did this year was what almost everybody else, certainly including critics, did: listened to old music, when I listened at all. Because almost all current music is worthless. Very simply, it has no soul. It is fraudulent, and so are the mechanisms which perpetuate the lie that anybody else finds it vital enough to do more than consume and file or “collect” (be the first on your block). New Wave has terminated in thudding hollow xeroxes of poses that aren’t even annoying anymore. Rap is nothing, or not enough. Jazz does not exist as a musical form with anything new to say. And the rest of rock is recycling various formuli forever. I don’t know what I am going to write about — music is the only thing in the world I really care about — but I simply cannot pretend to find anything compelling in the choice between pap and mud. I haven’t made this decision without some soul-searching, but I feel that I can best serve the purposes for which I became a music critic in the first place by filing a protest ballot, with the following exceptions:
ALBUMS: 1. Jody Harris & Robert Quine: Escape (Infidelity) 30; 2. Richard Hell & the Voidoids: the album Richard recorded last spring and never got around to putting out. 20; 3. The Clash: Sandinista! (Epic) 10; 4. Public Image Ltd: Flowers of Romance (Warner Bros.) 5; 5. Stevie Nicks: Bella Donna (Modern) 5.
SINGLES: 1. Rolling Stones: “Start Me Up” (Rolling Stones); 2. Ramones: “We Want the Airwaves” (Sire); 3. Hank Williams Jr.: “All My Rowdy Friends (Have Settled Down)” (Elektra); 4. Roseanne Cash: “Seven Year Ache” (Columbia)
EPs: 1. A Taste of DNA (American Clave).
LOCAL BANDS: 1. DNA; 2. The Bloods; 3. Robert Quine.
P.S. Perhaps it will help to explain if I list the other albums that would have been in the running for my “Top 10”: Stones, Iggy’s Party, and Miles Davis, which in various ways manifested varying degrees of contempt for their audience so palpable they were ultimately unplayable; Ramones’ Pleasant Dreams and the Byrne-Eno album, which just didn’t work somehow; and John Lee Hooker’s Live Alone Volume 1, which is really all old stuff anyway.
Pazz & Jop Critics’ Poll Ballot 1981
LESTER BANGS: ALBUMS: 1. Jody Harris/Robert Quine: Escape (Infidelity)30; 2. “Velvet Underground 1966” (bootleg) 20; 3. Richard Hell & the Voidoids: Richard Hell & the Voidoids Now (Richard recorded it last spring but never got around to releasing it) 15; 4. The Clash: Sandinista (Epic) 5; 5. Public Image Ltd: Flowers of Romance (Warner Bros.) 5; 6. The Mekons (Red Rhino import) 5; 7. Stevie Nicks: Bella Donna (Modern) 5; 8. John Lee Hooker: Live Alone Vol. 1 (Labor) 5; 9. Ramones: Pleasant Dreams (Sire) 5; 10. Iggy Pop: Party (Arista) 5.
SINGLES: 1. Rolling Stones: “Start Me Up” (Rolling Stones); 2. Joy Division: “Atmosphere” (Factory 12-inch); 3. The Mekons: “Snow” (Red Rhino import); 4. Hank Williams Jr.: “All My Rowdy Friends (Have Settled Down)” (Elektra); 5. Roseanne Cash: “Seven Year Ache” (Columbia); 6. Ramones: “We Want the Airwaves” (Sire); 7. Blondie: “Rapture” (Chrysalis); 8. Afrika Bombaataa: “Zulu Nation Throwdown” (Paul Winley 12-inch); 9. That Charlie Daniels single that goes “blah blah water, she’s the devil’s daughter, she’s hard and she’s cold and she’s mean, blah blah blah, blah blah to wash away New Orleans”; 10. Richard Lloyd: “Get Off My Cloud” (Ice House).
EPS: 1. DNA: “A Taste of DNA” (American Clave); 2. The Angry Samoans: “Inside My Brain” (Bad Trip); 3. Dead Kennedys: “In God We Trust, Inc.” (Alternative Tentacles).
LOCAL BANDS: 1. DNA; 2. The Bloods; 3. The Angry Samoans.
and
FOLK AND ROCK
ALBUMS I LIKED THIS YEAR
By L. Bangs
1. Quine & Harris: Escape (Infidelity) 30; 2. The Clash: Sandinista (CBS) 10; 3. Public Image Ltd.: What the Hell’s the Name of that Fucker? (Warners) 5; 4. Beck Bogert & Appice (Epic) 5; 5. Beck Bogert & Appice Live (Japanese Epic) 5; 6. Grateful Dead: Dead Set (Artesia) 2; 7. Richard Hell & the Voidoids: Second Album Richard Never Got Around to Titling or Releasing 2; 8. Stevie Nix: Rat Poison (Chump Change) 2; 9. Rolling Stones: What’s in the Can, Charlie? (Mango) 2; 10. Muammar Qaddafi: Live on Hee Haw (Shelby Singleton) 2.
and
Just to save some time, here’s NEXT YEAR’S TOP 10
1. Robert Quine Orchestra: I Heard Her Call My Name Symphony (Columbia); 2. DNA Live at Madison Square Garden (Prestige); Richard Hell Sings the R. Dean Taylor Songbook (Tamla); 4. Emerson, Lake & Palmer: Heard Ya Missed Us, Well We’re Back (Factory); 5. The Clash: Rappin’ with Bert ’n’ Big Bird (Guest Artist: Oscar the Grouch) (Sesame); 6. Ramones: 14,000,000 Records (Epic); 7. Sue Saad and the Next with Robert Fripp: Jiggle Themes from Prime Time (Verve); 8. Lichtensteiner Polka Band: Hamtramck Oi Gassers (WEA); 9. Brian Eno: 24 New Songs with Bridges & Everything! (Egregious 2-album set); 10. Miles Davis: Rated X (Alternate Take) (Columbia).
Not sure if this counts as wrongfooted or rightfooted by history (the dissage of Wire is certainly wrongfooted - I assume the lifeless record he heard was Chairs Missing?) but an enjoyable if over-exuberant contrarian take on the Bat Out Of Hell multiplatinum-shipper, with named-and-shamed swipes (playful) at major rock critics of the time. Sort of a proto-Chuck Eddy move. (The Lisa referenced in the text must be Lisa Robinson, his editor?)
Meat Loaf Nation
Hit Parader
January 1979
Meat Loaf - Why Him?
I Would Buy A Used Car From Meat Loaf -
A Political Manifesto Of Sorts by Lester Bangs
Robert Christgau, whom not a man nor woman here among us
would dare challenge for his throne as Dean Of American Rock Critics (Yeah, but
what about the Dean of Senegalese Rock Critics, huh?) (Lisa, I beg your pardon,
you do seem to get around a lot, perhaps you after all want to contest Mr.
Christgau for the crown 'n' scepter or whatever the hell it is deans tote
around with them? "No thanks. I have to go interview Jerri Hall...why
don't you and Billy Altman slug it out with him, Lester?" Okay, if you'll
change the name of this magazine from Hit Parader to Incest - come to think of
it, we'd probably sell more copies of it that way, specially if we put the Bee
Gees on the cover into the bargain), recently said to me these exact words:
"I'm proud that the Village Voice 'Riffs" section," which Big
Bob edits, "is the last bastion of pretentious rock criticism."
We were having two beers and two hamburgers at the time. And
speaking of time (oh, yeah; that stuff), in the time between these thoughts and
words turn turn turning till everybody's been burned one must in the face of
all artificial energy ask if this is placing too great a burden on Bob's
shoulders. I think so, don't you? Sure. (God, I feel like Mr. Rogers, writing
in this lousy magazine.) Okay, so let's, uh, let's...hey let's SEIZE THE
MOTHAHUMPIN TIME & DAM WELL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? I WANNA KNOW, ARE YOU
PART OF THE SOLUTION OR PART OF THE PROBLEM? IT ONLY TAKES FIVE SECONDS TO
DECIDE YOUR PURPOSE HERE ON THE PLANET? (To steal Super Sneaky Squirtin' Sticks
c. WHAM-O Inc., from Kay-Mart, that's why.) SO I WANNA KNOW ARE YOU READY FOR
THE NIGHT TRAIN? READY READY READY READY and furthermore GONE GONE GONE GONE
GONE? I GOT MAH EYES WIDE OPEN!
Well, then, good then - we will hereinafter endeavor to make
Hit Parader the most pretentious rock mag around: critics whom no one has ever
heard of or certainly would not recognize on the street squabbling interminably
over nothing like whether say Kaya or Darkness at the Edge of Town is (as sex
critic A) "one of the most masterful manifestations of a fundamental
change in the dental charts of rock occurring during this vernal equinox"
or (according to Brew 102) "a bucket of shit."
Yeah! What fun all you readers'll have, watching us rock
critics here every month, picking the onions out of each others' teeth! So,
herewith and with no little pomp I fire the first salvo: MEATLOF! (oops,
spelled it wrong) Meat Loaf is (sic) a genius. I'm listening to his first album
through headphones right now as I write this, and you can see from what rubbish
you already read how this record has inspired me. I love it. Wow, here comes
the Delaney & Bonnie section! Hey, where'd they get those black chicks
(hope I'm not being presumptuous calling 'em that) chanting "Shop shop
shoo" just at the right time! Hey hey HEY! Wodda recud! Whooops, what's
that, I smell smoke, oh it's a synthesizer and what sounds like a carnival
barker imitating Phil Rizzuto - holy cow indeed! This record is like a one-way
ticket to Coney Island, if not that place where they sent Pinocchio and the
other little fools to eat cotton candy till dey come a crop a vomit.
Oh my god, you're not gonna believe this, but right at this
very moment (well, not while you're reading it, but while I'm writing it; guess
we must make allowances for the yawns of Father Time who has seen ALL of 'em
come and go, besides which the Meat Loaf circus is probably playing somewhere,
in some stucco-armored suburban bedroom way down Encino way even as your eyes
scan these codwallopings, in fact a record as great and with such universal
appeal as Bat Out Of Hell, why hell I bet it's somewhere lots of places in
fact, every second of your waking day, while you're taking a crap, while you're
stuck in traffic, while you're wondering if she's gonna get weird when you say
"Wanna come up to my place for a while?", while you're whiling away
the endless existential hours making love, a physical juxtaposition mit
attendant rotational/gravitational differentials which Mr. Loaf himself is not
ashamed to say he is totally in favor of, as did Sky Saxon before him - face
it, you're never gonna escape from this elpee slab of gorgonzola) Mr. Loaf and
his lady are getting ready to, uh, wait a second, click, dit dit dit dit dit
bzz, click, brrring, “Robinson Amusements incorporated.”
“Hello, is Lisa there?” “Who is calling, please?” “Halston.”
“Okay, just hold on a second, sir.” “…Daaa-ling…!” “Lissen Lisa, this is
Lester, I have to know whether in the process of describing this Meat Loaf
fellow you saddled me with, I can refer to or describe the sights or sounds of
implied effluvia of a man and woman having sexual intercourse?” “Well, Lester,
you know Hit Parader’s policy on that word…!” “Lisa, please, I don’t even use
it in my daily speech at Washington Square Park! I just want to know if I can
describe a couple of heterosexual adults…uh, well, you know…”
“Is it absolutely necessary to the piece?” “It’s on the
record.” “Hmmm. Well, I guess if we can print makeup tips we can get by with
this. Just try to curb your Meltzerisms and not say anything bad about people
like Clive or Ahmet Ertegun, okay? You know you’ve been a very bad boy lately,
don’t shape up and mama gon’ spank!” “Yeah, I know, you’re right Lisa, it’s
okay, Mr. Loaf’s on Epic and I forgot the name of their president, okay, yeah,
great, thanx, like I said, whew!” - yes my friends as I was saying, should you
happen to ply up the provender necessary unto purchase of this Meat Loaf album,
which is the only one out so far so you can’t get too confused, then you and
your lady friend too if you’re so minded can apprehend the luxuriant privilege
of hearing a man and a woman (Mr. Loaf and his Femme de soir, sans doute)
MAKING LOVE as all the broken umbrellas are shipped in dark slitlid cattlecars
like fallen silos off to cherbourg death camps.
Now, here’s where the political part comes in: just because
Mr. Loaf is in favor of heterosexual intercourse, apparently, all the gangly
four-eyes spindly-legged hunchbacked sissifixated rock critics have decided
that he stinks! Never mind that American boys and girls, or American citizens
with money of whatever wherever, ran out by the hundreds of thousands to buy
this mothahumpin album - these self-appointed expert hotshot rock critics have
all decided that Mr. Loaf is just a sham if not a scam if not both.
Now, I ask you, in the light of that, how could they
possibly have the gall to think they’d gleaned enough of your trust to get you
to go out and buy the Sex Pistols or whichever foulmouthed hyped-up bit of
regurgitated Dylan dog vomit they’re pumping up this week?! Forget it! Robert
Christgau made Bat Out Of Hell his “Must to Avoid” in the Dean of American
Consumer Guides the same month he made an album by an English group called Wire
“Pick Hit.” Pretty funny, a dean picking hits in the first place, Clark Kerr
abacussing out Screamin’ Jay Hawkin’s in the 7 A.M. light. But I heard that
album by Wire, that “Pick Hit.” It sucks.
It’s the deadest record, possibly, that I have ever been
privy to in my life to date. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with Meat Loaf
blasting through my headphones, taking the words right out of my mouth, thanks
a lot you fat sonofabitch, but no, that’s just kvetching between friends, or
should I say stars and their functionaries, you all know if you seen say My Man
Godfrey what that’s about, and is not Meat Loaf a metaphor for the Man Godfrey
in us all, I ask you? Though starbrite now, has he not so obviously, as have we
not each, been a Godfrey at some point in his poor pathetic life? Yes. This man
has been thru the tongs and pangs and backalleyes of hell.
He’s PAID HIS DUES BUSTER, so you better just SHUT UP
whatever you were gonna say agin him. Like f’rinstance this other rock critic
Billy Altman, who also writes for rock magazines, well he happens not to like
the Meat Loaf album any better’n Mr. Xgau, in fact he described it to me thus:
“A real sucker punch. Meat Loaf’s just a patsy for Jim Steinman and who’s
really getting taken with all this let’s - fill - the - cars - and - girls -
operatic - Springsteen - gap business is the poor suckers that end up buying a
record like that piece of crud.”
So, you hear that, that’s what that guy thinks of you, all
you Meat Loaf fans, he thinks you’re so stupid he can’t even be bothered just
calling you jerks, he’s gotta condescend to you “poor suckers.”
Christ, and people wonder why rock critics are looked upon
by the populace gen’ral as below the gnat. Hey, wait a second! That means he
must think the same thing of me, since I like the Meat Loaf album too! All
right, that’s it - jeeze, how appropriate that just as I am writing this Meat
Loaf is singing, “All Revved Up With No Place To Go,” now why can’t these
stupid rock critics see that just like Dylan in the Sixties he, Meat Loaf, the
Big M, defines for we, the people of the Meat Loaf Nation, exactly what we are
thinking and what we should do about it at any given moment.
Sure am glad there’s always some guy like that around. Meat
Loaf is the Dylan of the Seventies, the real peoples’ populist Rocky type
Dylan, not some twit like Elvis Costello. Well, look - you’re pissed off, I’m
pissed off. Are we just gonna let these pea-brains keep on squatting round our
headphones, muttering how we really should be listening to the latest
Punkenwald monstrosity instead of real music?
Hell no! I, as a disaffected, possibly disbarred rock
critic, want to give up my media soapbox, let Dave Marsh have it so he can push
more Bruce Springsteen albums about the hotrod American adolescence he (Dave)
never had. Let me just mellow down easy ‘mong the people, my people, the only
people not covered in People magazine, and that’s because we’re real people,
the people of Meat Loaf Nation, who may well outnumber you establishment media
pigs who don’t wanna think there should be anymore hit singles from this album,
and as we gather like Rastas smoking our doobies and plotting our revenge, you
may hear our battle cry: “WE’RE MAD AS HELL AND WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
ANYMORE!” Either that or “THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!”
"The inaugural Meat Loaf album" - bombastic, moi?
A clever sod, Jim Steinman - seldom has cleverness been so misapplied (sez the Wire-loving four-eyed rockcrit)
Steinman: When I was writing the record, I'd say my major influences were the key things I'd grown up with - Wagner, The Who and Alfred Hitchcock movies. Those songs are cinematic. But producers are a bit like critics. I'm sure you'll recall that great line that Frank Zappa came up with: 'Rock critics are people who can't write, writing about people who can't talk for people who can't read.' It's hard to generalize but I've read some brilliant writing about rock 'n roll and I've also read Dave Marsh of Rolling Stone who I think is a complete fool. I'm astounded that he has the power that he possesses on that platform. He regularly reaches the heights of lunacy. His review of the latest Patti Smith album was the worst piece of rock 'n roll writing I've ever read.
Meat Loaf: Jim has got the rock 'n roll recipe pinned down to six key ingredients. He views it like a menu and we've gone all the way with it. He's the Julia Child of rock 'n roll.
Steinman: Well, it's just that the more I thought about it, the more I realized that there are really only six essentials, beyond the obvious requirements of melody rhythm and lyrics. I think the art of creating great rock 'n roll comes down to
1) fever
2) fantasy
3) romance
4) violence
5) rebellion and
6) fun.
It's how these six things are interplayed that makes a record magnificent. To me the greatest rock 'n roll is both romantically violent and violently romantic. It's not one or the other. It's just that the romance should be desperate. Be My Baby is desperately violent - it's a cry of desperation. Whereas the Sex Pistols are transparent.
Q. Let's rap about the future of rock 'n roll in general.
Steinman: I don't think that records have begun to scratch the surface of what they can do. The more Fleetwood Mac's there are, putting out albums of ten short and cute little cuts, the more it hurts music in general. I worry about the effects of formats and such in the long term. Rock 'n roll and TV are the two most powerful art forms the world has ever seen, yet they are probably the two most misused mediums. I mean, think of what TV could do....
Jim Steinman: I grew up studying classical music and even before I heard any other kind of music, I'd been exposed to all sorts of classical things. The style I was most heavily drawn to was German romantic music, especially opera. When I was 14, I became an incredible Wagner freak. And my other favorite kind of music was Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard. I used to listen to Wagner and rock back to back.
I'd listen to an entire Wagner opera and be totally paralyzed by it - I literally wouldn't move an inch because I was afraid I might upset something. I was somewhat insane in those days. So I'd be virtually paralyzed there listening to these five-hour operas in complete form. Then when it was over I'd sit in awe for an hour or so and then I'd put on Little Richard and it would be a magnificent combination. The more I listened, the more I was convinced that Wagner and Little Richard came from the same place. Even though Wagner elevated me to a point that Little Richard couldn't achieve. Little Richard wasn't so much elevation as revitalization.
The thing is that they both amplified human beings. The Wagner material was about God and Little Richard sounded like God. It made me realize that you don't have to remain a human being - that one of the great uses of art (which I'd only heard talked about as some valuable cultural asset that meant nothing to me) is that it was like taking a pill and you were no longer just a human being. That's how I perceived the situation when I was 14 anyway. I just never thought of rock 'n roll and classical music all that differently - to me they were essentially the same thing.
Meat Loaf: Jim has got this old book of reviews of Wagner operas, and they all panned the hell out of Wagner's work. The critics hated it.
Steinman: Yeah if you take out the names, the original reviews of Wagner's operas read exactly like rock 'n roll reviews. Wagner's arch enemy - who was like Dave Marsh of Rolling Stone to my way of thinking - was a guy named Hanslick who wrote for a German paper equivalent to the New York Times in America. His reviews were the most vicious slurs on the greatest operas ever written.
When Wagner premiered his opera Tristan and Isolde, Hanslick wrote that it was 'a barbaric savage assault on the ears.' He said it was 'nothing but noise.' He noted that the next day he felt sick and his ears were still ringing from 'the primitive, dissonant cacophony.' It was, he said, 'sexually lewd and designed to arouse people into a frenzy.' It just went on and on. And it's still the same nowadays. It just shows that there's really nothing new under the sun.
Meat Loaf: The Rite Of Spring by Stravinsky actually caused a riot, didn't it?
Steinman: Yes, and that's one of my favorite things in history. When The Rite Of Spring was performed, in Paris in 1913, it caused one of the major riots in history. The entire audience tore the Paris Opera House apart and it had to be rebuilt. Police were called in, three people were killed, it was amazing. I remember discovering the story behind it when I was 14 and I thought, 'what a magnificent power.' If a work of music could actually cause people to riot, that is astonishing. It's destructive but it's also magnificent. So I always think of that as one of the great moments in history.
Stravinsky was savagely attacked by the media. They wanted to deport him because he wrote dissonant music. They couldn't believe that someone would put those particular ten notes together. They considered it sacrilege. Now those same chords that Stravinsky put together are used in every Starsky and Hutch episode on TV. They've been totally assimilated into movie music and everything.
So that's how I became aware of the incredible power of sound, as well as its function as an art form. So I was fascinated by Wagner and Little Richard, and later in the early 60's, by the production techniques of Phil Spector. There was a four year period during which I lost interest in rock 'n roll but the obsession returned through the records Phil Spector made with the Ronettes. The first time I heard Be My Baby I had chills. It's still basically unexplainable to me.
Steinman: I don't think that our album is over-produced at all. But even Todd Rundgren, our producer, felt it would be viewed as such by some critics. Todd was very reluctant to do a lot of the things we wanted to try. He said at the beginning his job was to get our vision onto the record and he really did succeed in doing that. I suspect that he probably disagreed with about 60% of it, but he brilliantly captured it, nonetheless.
Anyway, anyone who thinks the album is over-produced should hear what I had to leave out. For instance, in Bat Out Of Hell (the title track) I had to delete two of my favorite things. In the soft section, I wanted to have a boy's choir. I argued with Todd about it and he wanted to do it with the existing vocal backup section and then speed up the tape and use other technical tricks to get the boy's choir sound. I said that we needed a real boy's choir but he insisted. But it didn't work out so we weren't able to use it. You see, I'd heard this symphony by Mahler and I really wanted a boy's choir. There's nothing more beautiful than the sound of 20 boy sopranos singing.
I also wanted a choir in the motorcycle section of Bat Out Of Hell. Just like in the film 2001: A Space Odyssey, they used a choir sounding like it was singing whole clusters of notes. I wanted to use an entire orchestra, and I wanted to use them viciously. Procol Harum have done some of the best things in that vein in the past. Giving an orchestra special parts to play rather than simply supplementing the band.
"I awoke about three a.m. on a floor littered with unconscious bodies in a hotel above Sunset Strip. It was at a time when the deal with Warner's was about to fall through. Earlier in the day, Meat had picked up these two identical twins - human surfboards with hair - and bought them back to the hotel. They cooked this huge duck in white wine sauce for dinner and when I woke up, the room was fairly dripping with it.
"I was looking out at the vista of violence that is L.A. - except out there they call it romantic violence - thinking about how I'd like to wipe away the stagnate dross of Fleetwood Mac and the Eagles with a single stroke. Then I saw this chemical fire in the distance. It was eerie - a blue and red haze everywhere. I felt like I was trapped in a jukebox. About ten minutes later all the smoke was absorbed into the valley and the network of city lights molted into electrical strings and veins. I thought: 'L.A. is a total junkie, the rouge on a scar. And Fleetwood Mac is the rouge.'
"Then Sam, the only other conscious person in the room, said he'd like to levitate. I said, 'Just stay where you are, because everybody else is sinking.' Suddenly the image dawned as a powerful metaphor for rock & roll: when everybody else is sinking and going the way of L.A. music, when fever and passion become an air-conditioned thrill and fantasies become cluttered by tax-returns, rock & roll dreams come through."
I was shocked and saddened to learn of the death of Joshua Clover.
I didn't know Joshua well but always enjoyed our encounters. Most of these occurred via the phone during a year when I worked at Spin mainly editing the albums section, to which Clover contributed a monthly column. My memory is hazy but I believe that the idea was through this column Spin would dramatically expand the number of things covered in the reviews section - he would write about a huge number of albums - 12, 15, 20? - in what added up to less than the amount of words that a single album would get if it was that month's lead review. A rather labor-intensive gig, then, as a listening load.... but Joshua relished it - the compression required (just a few lines per record), the challenge of squeezing in polemical barbs and jokes, the opportunity to reflect his wide taste and interests..
At that point Joshua wrote for Spin and Village Voice under the name Jane Dark. Perhaps the female alter-ego was meant to express his identification with teengirl taste. He was in fact an early poptimist. (Early for America - in the UK we had anti-rockist provocateurs back in the early Eighties). A few years later he started the blog jane dark's sugarhigh! - the name again making a pro-pop statement.
From the spiky wit of the reviews and blogposts, and from his playful demeanor, I took Joshua to be a sort of dandy of the mind (if not necessarily appearance). So it was a surprise to learn later that he was a Marxist - a stringent one too, deeply steeped in economy theory - and a committed and courageous activist.
I did wonder how the anti-corporate politics correlated with his preference for the products of the entertainment conglomerates over the indie-alternative - I guess maybe the thinking was that the music of the masses would always be more vital than the milquetoast fare favored by bourgeois-bohemia, and also have greater latent political content. Stuff you could read, and where the sales and culture-wide impact ratified the significance read into it.
As a result of these parallel passions, Clover's publications include a monograph on "Roadrunner" by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers and 1989: Bob Dylan Didn't Have This To Sing About, a fascinating book about pop music and the so-called "end of history", but also a book for Verso about rioting as political praxis.
On top of - in parallel to - all of that, Clover was a celebrated poet, winner of acclaim and awards.
And a professor at UC Davis's Department of English.
Here is a tribute to Joshua Clover by Carl Wilson.
And here at Verso is another completely different tribute from one of JC's Marxist comrades.
And at The Nation, an obituary from poet Juliana Spahr, about the Many Lives of Joshua Clover, in which it is revealed that he was connoisseur of gummy candies - which fits the Sugar High concept.
Here's a video where Joshua talks about "Roadrunner" with Eric Weisbard and Elizabeth Nelson.
And below is something rather extraordinary, a relic of the days when Twitter was a creative, freeform space: the tale, told at enormous length and unsparing detail, entirely through tweets, of the strange circumstances in which Joshua quit his job at Spin. The events told take place in September 2001; the telling is happening in 2015.
#HowIQuitSpin 1. I moved to France on the day GWB was
inaugurated. Email was a little squiggly in 2001 but good enough.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 2. So I kept my Spin gig. The contract details
matter.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 3. Had a year contract that expected a certain
# of words total (feat/review/column) & got paid monthly, direct deposit.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 4. I have a cheap studio in Paris & I am
getting CDs by FedEx & writing my fucking pieces & eating Berthillon.
It's *the life*
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 5. but bc I'm me I start to feel bad about it.
My politics are clarifying in this period, intensifying, weighing on me.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 6. I start to feel like I am just selling
stuff to kids and its not really what I want to be doing and it doesn't feel
right.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 7. Worse each week. Hypocritical. Also I am
less connected to Spin since they fired Craig Marks. So I start to think I'm
done.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 8. I think this a lot. And finally, maybe in
May, I decide that I will get myself fired, bc quitting seems onerous and dull.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 9. The world gives me a clear shot, Spin sends
me a CD to review: Party Music by The Coup. Now this is a CD to get fired with.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER ONE. Time to make dinner.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 10. You know The Coup, Party Music. Ride the
Fence. 8000000 Ways to kill a CEO. The best of RevLeft hiphop. I have 400
words.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 11. For 200 words I describe the album very
conventional. But the second half of the review shifts gears.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 12. The 2nd half says, if u just listen to
this album, yr a poseur. It's a 5. There's only one way to take the album
seriously
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 13. thats to go down to the Spin offices &
throw a brick thru the window. I give the address. If u do this, I write, its a
10.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 14. I assume they will fire me immediately.
But if they don't I am ready to insist they print it which obvs they cant do...
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 15. & I will keep insisting & then
they will fire me. Foolproof plan. Nonetheless Im anxious waiting 2 hear back
from the ed.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 17. He replies on schedule. It's Jon Dolan,
sweet guy, They love it. They want to tweak a word or 2, totally minor, the
usual.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 18. This is the moment of true despair. It is
then that I know I have lost. Had lost long ago.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 19. They know what I have been busily not
knowing: it's all perfectly wrapped in the cellophane of irony, lacking all
salience
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 20. it's just show and if you think what you
say means anything you're kidding yourself. I have 3 days of black depression.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 21. I decide I have to quit, even though its
my only income. Spin's been good to me, paid me well, said nice things. But OK.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 22. My weird feeling is this: that we have
been gong out so long, I have to break up with Spin in person. It feels right.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 23. But there's a problem: I don't really have
the spare cash for a transatlantic flight. This is where U2 comes in.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER 2
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 24. so the problem is this: I need money to
fly Paris>NewYork to quit Spin in person like the decent fellow I pretend to
be.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 25. I see that U2 is playing Parc Bercy the
next month, August 18th.. So I concoct a plan. I arrange to get passes to the
show
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 26. and not just passes, but the kind that let
you into the LITERALLY HEART-SHAPED closed off area stage front.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 27. usually this area's for, I dunno, Nelson
Mandela and whatever, but I am (still) a Spin senior writer and I have some
moves
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 28. I make the moves, I get the passes, I wait
for the show, In the meantime, I read this piece in the Village Voice.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 29. It says that Godard's Band of Outsiders,
out of circulation for near 40 yrs, is being shown at Film Forum, end of
summer.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 30. That seems like a good irony. I will fly
Paris>NYC to see a French movie. Now I know my travel dates; just need the
ticket
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 31. So Aug 18 rolls around. I walk down to
Parc Bercy. It's warm and I am wearing a leather jacket, I don't know why.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 32. outside Bercy there are many U2 fans
milling, some without tickets just as I hoped. I hold my special passes in the
air.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 33. Eventually I find a flight attendant for
American who loves U2 so much that she has come from Dublin w/o tickets.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 34. Couldn't be better. She trades me 250 in
vouchers for a ticket and a special pass. I keep one and see the show.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 35. this is a terrible decision for I am heavy
bored, "Kite" us the worst. Everything else is in a huge tie for
second worst.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 36. I walk home sweating, reflecting on how U2
is probably the worst popular band in the world. I blame Jesus. Jesus and Bono.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 37. But the next day I take the vouchers to
the AA offices and buy my ticket to NYC. It's during Band of Outsider's last
week:
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 38. I schedule it so that I will fly in, have
one day and night to myself and then it's time to quit the only job I have.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 39. we have an appointment and everything,
Tuesday morning, in the building whose address I have suggested for
rock-throwing.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin they of course don't know why I have made the
appointment. Until then I do my work. Nothing to do but wait.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER THREE
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 41. so the day comes to fly off to NYC;
haven't been back since GWB took office. 2 months since Coup review, 3 weeks
since U2
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 42. I stay with a friend in Stuyvesant Town,
20th & First in Manhattan. It's near the best bagel shop in the world, now
closed
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 43. Head off to see Band of Outsiders, the
only sixties Godard I have never seen. It is magical. I am filled with delight
—
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 44. even though next morning I will have to
trudge into the office of someone I don't like & say stuff that will
aggravate her
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 45. but for now it's still Monday night and I
am feeling good, a little jet-lagged. I walk east in the New York evening.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 46. there are posters along all the
scaffoldings for CDs out the next day. I am oddly excited for the Tori Amos
covers album.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 47. but I realize w great sadness I will not
getting all my music for free anymore. I meet a friend at a bar on St. Marks.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin48. we talk about the movie, about Godard &
Ashbery & Dylan, the 3 great postwar artists if you only count white men.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 49. we talk about friends & poetry (later
we will start a small press) & then I get tired & there can be no more
delaying.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 50. I go back to Stuyvesant Town & fold
out the couch, woozy, my last night as an employed person. Strange Little
Girls.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER FOUR
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 51. I wake early on Tuesday bc still on Europe
time. I've been a journalist for 5 years. Before that I borrowed money for rent
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 52. I recall this keenly. I recall sleeping on
the banks of the Charles River. It is unclear to me I will get another job.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 53. I remind myself the world doesn't let
mid-class white guys starve, that this tightrope always has a net if yr in my
shoes.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 54. bc this is the terrible thing I have come
to know. I try to let the terrible knowledge calm me down.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 55. its still a few hours before the meeting
where I will quit Spin, it's maybe 7:30, so I decide to go for a run.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 56. I have a coffee, some water, hang around a
minute, and I am ready to go. I have on this run many times.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 57. I head over to the East River & down,
past the softball fields & soccer pitch, along the promenade.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 58. Traffic to my right past the kids and
idlers in the parky areas, it's sunny and blue, I have my headphones on.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 59. release day for Tori & Jay-Z &
that very Coup record I reviewed at the beginning of this story. I run past
Houston.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 60. under the bridge & out into the sun,
blue sky, pretty far dwntwn, running along. A plane hits the WTC. Then another
one.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
END OF CHAPTER FIVE
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 61. theres nowhere to go from there but thats
the thing, stories keep going when theres no place to go. A demoralizing fact.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 62. The peak comes too early or too late,
there's no denouement or too much, it's a dying fall either way.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 63. and for all that 11:00 comes an hour after
10:00 no matter what. Even when such things seem impossible.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 64. sure enough 11 comes an hour after ten. In
that period my host (a good friend) and I watch the crashes a hundred times.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 65. he doesnt have cable but theres that
station w its antenna in Jersey. We watch from 11 to noon, noon to 1. We r
transfixed
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 66. the same few seconds over & over.
Periodically we try to reach my friend who works next to the WTC, but phones
dont work.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 67. eventually we snap out of it a little,
amid rumors of other attacks, planes unaccounted for. all air traffic is
grounded.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 68. we decide we will go downstairs to the
market to get supplies, staples. it seems somewhat crazy to leave the
apartment.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 69. but we do, we go down to the supermarket.
line is out the door into the street and everybody is terrified and chatty.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 70. its sort of the famous communality every1
talked about. its sort of like nervous talking when you're a rookie shoplifter.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 71. like just hoping it will smooth things
over & you'll get home safe. Water is sold out; we get what we can & go
back up.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 72. i havent even checked w Spin, theres no
way to check,. I just assume our meeting is cancelled.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 73. like, holy shit, Al Quaeda *really* wants
me to keep my gig as a music journalist.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 74. eventually we hear fr missing friend, ok
but shook, trapped on subway under WTC for 5 hours, walked home to the upper
west
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 75. there r reports that the air dwntwn is
toxic, all the vaporized plastic. we think about r friend walking 6-7 miles
home.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 76. eventually we decide, wednesday, to stop
watching the crashes on tv and walk up to my friend's dad's place also upper
west
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 77. it feels a but like an epic journey. we
fortify ourselves at the best bagel shop in the world, which is open. in
fact...
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 78. ...they are doing banner biz bc they r
around the corner fr 13th precinct and all cops are on duty. it's *packed&
w cops.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 79. everybody talks abt heroism of 1st
responders but I feel the same, furious to be in a place filled w cops. still
hate cops
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 80. we get our bagels & walk uptown, it
takes forever. the air smells funny but this could just be a fantasy. we move
slowly.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 81. lots of people on streets, all a little
out of it. lots of nodding, semi-verbal communication, no actual conversations.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 82. finally we arrive. ive never met freinds
dad. he moved from Australia years before. teaches at CUNY. im shy to meet him.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 83. but also we realize waiting for the apt
door to open it will be the first real conversation abt the events we've had...
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 84. ...except w each other. Our discourse to
this point has mostly been "holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy
shit."
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 85. Tony opens the door. Shorter than I
expected, graying red beard. Long pause. My friend says to his dad, what do you
think?
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 86. This will literally be the first opinion
we have heard not fed to us by the television. We have been utterly bewildered.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 87. Tony hesitates, smiles, a warm smile, a
calming and infectious smile, says Well they had to come down sooner or later.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER SIX
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 88. After a couple days we head back downtown.
The subways are running again. GWB has told us that we need to shop for America
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 89. the planes still aren't flying and I have
to rebook my flight back to France. First I reschedule my Spin meeting.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 90. Breaking up is hard. I schedule the
meeting for a week later and then rebook my ticket home.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 91. I feel like the oddity of having flown
into NYC on a caprice a day before 9/11 means I am probably a terrorist.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 92. this feeling will last for weeks, months.
Its a time of paranoia. I miss four days of running, first time in a dozen
years
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 93. when I start running again along the East
River I keep seeing planes diving toward me from the corner of my eye &
panic
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 94. can't stop thinking about the air toxicity
which is a real thing but also a figure for the ambient fear gripping people.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 95. i visit the memorials in union square
above the closed zone but i dont find them moving, just disturbing.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 96. its a historical genre, right? The periods
when the line blurs between the missing and the dead. i think about Chile.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 97. People start to attack Muslims, possible
Muslims taxi drivers shopkeepers people in turbans. Srsly fuck the human
spirit.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 98. some days at least. Fiends go back to
getting together, little dates, everything feels furtive, drinking starts at
noon.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 99. it is a lost time. But the CDs come out,
delayed a week. Tori, The Blueprint. But The Coup has its own special delay.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 100. bc The Coup original cover shows them
blowing up the WTC. That's what they sent me back in June.
pic.twitter.com/S70YTnJGON
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 19, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 101. so the review is on the street saying The
Coup and I want you to throw a brick through the window of Spin offices.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 102. But the CD is nowhere to be found bc they
are having to print new covers and now finally it is time.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 103. It is time for me to go into the offices
I have suggested get bricked & walk into the managing editor's office and
quit.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER SEVEN
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 104. I go into the Spin offices. I sort of
like the offices in the way you can if you have never had an office job.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 105. Wave to the staffers I know in editorial.
I don't know anyone in advertising. I know a couple ppl in art, a flight down.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 106. one is daughter to a great poet; weve had
a couple conversations, Shes told me some things. I dont see her this visit.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 107. After a min I go into glass-walled office
of the managing editor. There r some things u should abt how I started at Spin.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 108. the 1st Spin staffers i met were a couple
@ the time. They were visiting Bay Area. I had written sample column, thats it.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 109. I remember thinking how light-hearted +
pleasant they were, I thought this specifically in comparison to the poets I
knew
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 110. Later I would understand this was the
affect that goes with having a well-paid job in media biz. But it was nice.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 111. So that's one thing. Soon after that
then-managing ed Craig Marks called to offer me my first contract.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 112. Id never had a contract for anything.
Never bargained over pay, just took whatever the job offered.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 113. Craig asked how much I wanted; when I
answered he laughed, sd "Do you want a Spin baseball cap w that?"
Laughed some more
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 114. it turned out I had asked for too little.
He told me to ask for more. I did. He gave it to me. There was no baseball cap.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 115. Four yrs later I walk into the managing
ed's office to quit but its not Craig, he was deposed the year before or so.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 116. In fact it's the woman fr that original
couple I met. I think they had split up by then, not really sure. Lets say yes.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 117. I liked her & was afraid of her,
which I think was common; u want that in a managing ed. The best thing I can
say is...
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 118. she was a better writer than her ex, who
wrote 1 great piece, under the byline Jo Jo Dancer aka The Gay Rapper,
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 119. now she had the office & there I was,
after the Coup review, after U2, after flying Paris>NYC, after 9/11, trying
to quit
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 120. It did not go well.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 121. Ive been saying managing ed but it WAS
*executive ed*—that explains all the glass.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 122. perhaps a self-fulfilling prophecy but it
was exactly like breaking up. I have my reasons. They were rejected.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 123. I was told I was making a difference,
That in thirty years people would read the words, not the ads that surrounded
them.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 124. I remember thinking no one is reading any
of this in 30 yrs. And thinking, the reviews are the ads anyway is my point.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 125. remade my case; exec ed not having it.
She wove btwn flattery & castigation. I did the thing one does in this
situation.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 126. I said its not you its me.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 127. well, a version. i sd Spin was great
noble & good, it was my problem & I accepted all responsibility. She
let me go.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 128. And that was the end of it. Or so I
thought. I was horribly mistaken.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER EIGHT
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 129. On the way back to France the airport was
odd. You'd expect "tense" or "scary" but mostly it seemed
out of focus.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 130. I was certain I would be asked how I came
to fly into NYC from overseas on 9/10. This seemed obvious. I prepped an answer
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 131. but no one asked. They just checked
baggage emphatically. The Shoe Bomber hadnt gone down yet so we kept our shoes
on.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 132. The last image I had of Paris was from
seeing Band of Outsiders at Film Forum. Later I would write the DVD liner
notes:
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 133. "It was just as Billy the Kid was
dying in America that factories started appearing on the outskirts of
Paris."
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 134. But the Paris I got back to bore little
resemblance to this. There was a strange inconsistency in people's reactions.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 136. on the one hand everybody wanted to hear
my story, not story of How I Quit Spin but story of Jets Flying Into Buildings
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 137. on the other, people prided themselves on
being unflappable and prepared. There was an amused + gentle chiding of the USA
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 138. for having no experience w terrorism and
going all spastic. In Paris everybody was all Yep, bombs in the subway, etc.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 139. In fact they had a protocol. By time I
landed it had already been set in motion. It was called Plan Vigipirate. No
really
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 140. Citoyens! It is important to be vigilant
for pirates.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 141. Plan Vigipirate involved a lot of
portable metal detectors at the entrances to civic buildings a/o tourist sites.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 142. but mostly Plan Vigipirate involves doing
away w the public garbage cans. Understand: Paris had beautiful garbage cans.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 143. Park green cylinders w details, stylish
& compact & everywhere, one of best things abt Paris. But easy to drop
a bomb in
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 144. 1st thing that happens is the cans'
mouths are sealed over with brass discs. The whole city. The discs are
beautiful too
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 145 And effectively its like a garbage strike.
Late Sept 2001 the Paris streets fill with trash. That's Plan Vigipirate.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 146. It fills w trash so much that even late
at night you can tell where people walk bc the trash is kicked to the side.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 147. Negative space like a Rachel Whiteread
sculpture, sort of clear where people go to & from work, trash everywhere
else.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 148. So this is my life now. Unemployed,
counting my centimes, walking thru garbage in Paris, recounting my NYC trip for
wine.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 149. I go every day to the bookstore, now
gone, Scottish clerk is obsessed w the bin Laden family, knows their Paris
address.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 150. I try to cut down on ice cream, to write
poems. I get an email fr Spin. They tell me I owe them sixteen thousand
dollars.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER NINE
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 151. Reader I will tell you what I know about
tragedy. I mean, imho.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 152. Some say it is the misbegotten teen
suicide pact, Bertha locked upstairs, Anna K throwing herself on the tracks.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 153. I say it is that a story might include
the most extraordinary grand & immiserating episodes personal &
world-historical
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 154. and for all that it will end by having to
go through the details of a contract, the pettiest thing humans have invented.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 155. Imagine a play which is just the
attorneys for Creon, Haemon, Isme & Antigone meeting for two hours. That is
tragedy.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 156. My contract w Spin, u will recall fr Ch
1, involves monthly pay for which I am to write a certain # of words per year.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 157. if u divide by 12 u can derive expected
words per month in my 3 categories: features+reviews+columns. Not Rocket
Science.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 158. and reader I can assure you that as Sept
ends I am exactly on pace. A tiny bit ahead. On this there is no disagreement.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 159. yet Spin, by which I mean the very exec
ed who had so vigorously levied me to stay, says I owe them 16k or maybe 18k.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 160. lets recall that in 2015 dollars this is
something like 2 million bucks. I mean if you are unemployed & broke
anyway.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 161. I explain theyve made a mistake, I have
completed the work expected of me. I offer to do 1 more column and a lead
review.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 162. She sez u owe us 16k bc u still owe us X
# of words. But even if that were true that would only account for half the
16k.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 163. they are double counting. They are
charging me for both the words not yet written + pay for the remaining three
months.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 164. this despite the fact I have not been
paid for these months. I have been paid for what I have written and that's all.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 165. I tell her I have a lawyer. This is not
strictly true. I have a friend who used to be in Salem 66 who has a law degree.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 166. I am in misery and terror every second. I
can't bring myself to check my email. Paris continues to fill with garbage.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 167. she writes to inform me Spin has quote
"a big bad lawyer" ready to go. I think to myself this is the worst
breakup ever.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER TEN
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 20, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 168. Corporate scare tactics are in truth
pretty effective. I am paralyzed. That it comes from a friendly face is even
scarier
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 169. I am at a loss. I don't feel like I am in
an astonishingly beautiful city w 300 movie theaters where I gave museum passes
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 170. I feel isolated & nowhere, at a great
distance fr the machine thats nonetheless churning w malice for me, far fr any
help
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 171. I understand that I am not being punished
for an incomplete contract, for some imagined value to the company.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 172. I am being punished bc I was
holier-than-thou, that I intimated some ideal that put my former colleagues in
a bad light.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 173. as if I had come out & said Spin was
not a culture industry niche for witty phrasemaking music nerds but a marketing
tool
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 174. basically I am being charged sixteen
thousand dollars for being a buzzkill.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 175. I go for walks. They replace the
beautiful sealed public trash bins w little loop frames u can hang a see-thru
bag from.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 176. They look a little bit like gibbets, the
kind you draw when you play hangman. They are still there to this day.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 177. I listen to Incubus & Staind I listen
to Kelis I listen to that Janet Jackson song w the amaze Ventura Highway
sample.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 178. I listen to lots of Aimee Mann & The
Coup but mostly I listen to Bombs Over Baghdad & Destiny's Child. I am numb
& stupid
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 179. I only have one move to make and I make
it.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 180. As I mentioned earlier, I'd visited art
department a couple times, a friend's daughter worked there. I'd heard a story.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 181. Im panicked by my own plan. 1 thing gives
me courage: I dont have 16 grand. I dont have point 5 grand. I write an email.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin END OF CHAPTER ELEVEN
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 182. Let me tell you what the email did not
say.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 184. it did not say you let me walk out of
your glass-walled office believing we had talked it through and were done.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 185. it did not say we were friends we took
molly together at the first Coachella & anyway you know I don't have 16
grand.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 186. it did not say I know your lawyer could
walk into a courtroom and snap my guitarist in half like a twig please have
mercy
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 187. it did not say these things bc I knew
there could only be one answer to these & that answer is you owe us sixteen
grand
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 188. it said this: look, I dont think you want
to be known as the magazine that sues its own writers. Moreover...
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 189. I dont think u want to be known as the
mag that sues its own writers over contract numbers when it lets its art
direcrtor
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 190. fly around Rio de Janeiro at New Years
spending corporate money on helicopters & blow w/o suing them, y'know what
I mean?
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 191. Then the waiting.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 192. While we are waiting let me tell you some
things that are gone.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 193. The cheap studio in Paris is gone. The
World Trade Center is gone. The bar on St. Mark's is gone.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 194. Village Voice Bookstore in Paris. The
beautiful trash cans. Ess-A-Bagel at 21st. The apt in Stuyvesant Town. Gone
gone.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 196. the free CDs, free passes, some friends
who didn't matter that much to me & some who did. Destiny's Child. All of
this.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 197. Its Autumn in Paris. The whole We Are All
Americans vibe fades as the US goes long on bellicosity.
pic.twitter.com/Ixrw92m1FW
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 198. The executive editor writes back.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 199. Its words in an order that dont say
anything. Then she suggests that I write a column & a lead review & we
call it even.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin 200. & we're done. The story is over.
Column already written. They assign the new Creed for review & that's it.
Except a funny
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin THE END
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin afterword a. I'd been thinking at Creed, the
interesting challenge of xtian rock crossing over to a straight audience —
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin b. how it meant disguising love songs to Jesus
as hetero love songs with some lyrical disguise & coded language.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin c. how this was basically same situation queer
bands had been in for long time, how both had to draw on the same conventions.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin d. so obviously I began my lead review, last
assignment ever received from Spin, with this lede: Oh my god Creed is so gay.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin e. and it is THIS, they decide they cannot
print. They kill the review.
— Joshua Clov3r (@bookofriot) July 21, 2015
#HowIQuitSpin f. I email the Voice who takes it, runs it,
pays me. I never hear from my ex employer again. And that is how I quit Spin.
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