Sunday, August 16, 2026

RIP Dave Marsh

A great critic, but one whose work I have not read much of

And when I have read it, more often than not I disagree. 

But that's fine - I don't need to think you are right to get a buzz from how you make your argument. Whether it's opposition to something I hold dear or support of something that mystifies or repels.

Like the Monty Python sketch, I am looking to have an argument. 

I think the very first thing I read by Dave Marsh was his carefully reasoned and backed-up screed against the New Pop Tarts (I think that was his coinage). A/k/a  the Second British Invasion. A/k/a  the horde of videogenic fops over-running America via the Benedict Arnold medium of MTV.

"It's Like That: Rock & Roll on the Home Front" is the opening salvo in a volume Marsh published in 1985 called The First Rock & Roll Confidential Report, which then became a newsletter - or perhaps the newsletter was gathered into the book? At any rate the newsletter continued thereafter with an interesting blend of rock criticism, music industry reportage and leftist polemic.




In this essay, Marsh's initial statement  - that after a disorienting stay in England, he concluded that the Brits will never really get it ("it" being rock'n'roll) and that they (we!) only understand "it" as a pose....  well, it struck me as odd.

For several reasons (does he really think American rock-etc is innocent of theatricality? a pose-free free form of entertainment?), but in particular because just a few years before, in 1983, Marsh had published Before I Get Old, a chunky book about The Who, from the perspective of a passionate fan! 

Wouldn't that indicate that far from never really getting it, they already got it, and got it good, two decades before he wrote his Anglophobic tirade? 

But it's precisely that disparity, that huge disconcerting gulf - between the first British Invasion of the Sixties, which Marsh like almost all the American rock critics of his generation, found totally thrilling, and totally convincing .... the Beatles, the Stones, the Who, the Kinks....  the gulf between that and the so-called Second British Invasion, which they found absolutely vapid and flimsy.... it's so so befuddling to people like Marsh.

How to explain it?. 

The doubts had in fact started to creep in almost immediately after the Sixties.... for out of Britain, largely if not wholly, came in rapid succession: progressive rock, heavy metal, glam...

During this period your American rock critics clung on to the likes of Rod Stewart and Van Morrison as Brits who got "it" and brought something extra to it

 Then, deepening the disconnect for some, came New Wave and postpunk 

(during which your American rock critics kept faith by clinging onto Graham Parker, Elvis Costello, The Clash) 

And then came synthpop and the video revolution... and that was it

So in this meaty essay, Marsh grapples with the problem of how the hell did the country that produced the Beatles and the Stones (both utterly infatuated with America) now puke up poseurs like  Duran Duran, A Flock of Seagulls, ABC, Morrissey

It's a good essay to argue with. 
























Who the hell is John Tirpak? 


I'm thinking "How Soon Is Now" has by now outdistanced "Penny Lover"... 

DM had a curious hang-up about commercial success - not seeing it as the guarantor of value and meaning exactly, because much of the charts is pap.... but he regarded the absence of commercial success as vitiating...   

But the idea of rock-as-pop was running into problems by the time of  the Velvets and Stooges... the best music was not necessarily charting

Still for Marsh as left-populist, it's an article of faith that the hit parade is where things happen, culturally speaking -  the mass media is democratic... the people have spoken, by their consumer choices, and if you haven't won enough of them over, you've lost. 

(So where does that leave the idea of local culture, regional culture?)
(In the 21st C, more and more "local" cultures are not bound by place, they are parochial by sensibility and taste. These are post-geographical microcultures). 

(Why is music meaningful only when it means something to everyone, some imagined mass public -  if not in achieved actuality, then in aspiration?  There seems to be a slippage here where narrowcast meaningfulness, minority interest meaningfulness, is seen as exclusive. Crucial distinction: it's not elitist, it's tribal. These are minor languages, to use an old Frenchtheory term, that know they are minor and are fine about it)

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Marsh had had his wobbles about the English Disease before. From Shock and Awe:

Creem’s Dave Marsh enthused about Ziggy Stardust but in faint-praise terms, arguing that Bowie’s knack was executing “relatively exciting readymades..... competently, interestingly, intricately,” while also complaining that his work lacked the “uniquely naïve” quality of truly great rock ‘n ‘roll.... Most revealing of the American critical responses was Ellen Willis’s New Yorker essay of October 1972, which bore the title “Bowie’s Limitations”.  She basically dismissed him as a sexless faker (while celebrating Mick Ronson as the real sexy deal). As one of the journalists flown in for the Dorchester Hotel press conference and the Spiders from Mars gig at Friars Aylesbury, she found herself the following day wandering Hyde Park in the company of Iggy Pop and Dave Marsh. “'This country is weird, man' said Iggy. “It's unreal.'” Willis and Marsh discussed what was missing: Marsh reprised his Creem misgivings (a lack of innocence) but Willis thought that “unlike Lou Reed... or Iggy.... Bowie doesn't seem quite "real. 


Again, like the start of the "Home Front" essay, this funny image of Americans wandering around London, disoriented and unsettled, ...

While skeptical of DB, DM nonetheless wrote some stuff that seemed to see why "decadence" had become a Zeitgeist meme - like this piece on the post-glitter, pre-punk scene around Club 82 in New York.  And then a piece about Roxy Music.




Roxy Music: Decadent, But What Is That?

Newsday, February 23 1975

The British rock band had been up all night, doing to their midwestern hotel what British rock bands are famous for doing. In the morning, their manager was presented with a bill for $1,500 damages, which he peeled off his roll nonchalantly.

The hotel manager, meanwhile, was explaining that he didn't really mind. "I've often wanted to do the same thing myself," he said.

The rock band manager looked at his charges and winked. They winked back. He peeled another $1,500 off his roll. The hotel manager began by kicking in the TV set.

Decadence has become the fashionable term in rock this year. What I have just described is presumed to be a part of the phenomenon, though only on the part of the band and its manager. Was the hotel manager decadent? "Well, in order to be decadent you don't have to be wealthy, but it helps to be able to afford it," said Bryan Ferry, lead singer of Roxy Music, a group that can't yet afford $1,500 damage bills.

Decadence is not a trend, though it has some of the attributes of one. It is just part of the ever expanding vocabulary of the rock fan, who five years ago was taught to spell psychedelic by the Grateful Dead, and last year learned what androgynous meant from David Bowie. But decadence encompasses both the drug culture of the Dead and the sex culture of Bowie, the New York Dolls and Alice Cooper. In fact, that sort of polymorphous sexual culture might be what the American Heritage Dictionary means when it notes that the original decadents — a group of 19th Century French and English writers — tended toward "over-refinement."

The American Heritage adds that the decadents "found inspiration in the macabre, neurotic or morbid." The Rolling Stones sum up the rock meaning of the term in the central lines from their greatest album, Exile on Main Street, "Kick me like you kicked before/I can't even feel the pain no more."

But it is Roxy Music, a five-piece British group, that has been chosen, by listeners and critics alike, as the ultimate example of rock decadence. Rolling Stone magazine called their latest album, Country Life, "decadent cabaret." But no one, least of all the group, seems certain what that means.

Is Bryan Ferry decadent? "When I'm at home, away from all this, I probably lead what might be considered a very decadent life," he said, "but that doesn't mean I have 7-year-old boys chained to my radiator."

But surely Roxy Music is decadent? "You ought to ask our drummer, Paul Thompson, about that," saxophonist Andy McKay said. "He didn't even know who Oscar Wilde was. Now he does. 'Oh, you mean that fag,' he says."

And, indeed, Paul Thompson is the best argument that Roxy Music is not quite what it seems. He's a large, awkward (except on stage), ruddy-cheeked Geordie kid, with an accent right out of A Hard Day's Night. He dresses as those who tend toward chunkiness must, and he can be as innocent as Ferry and McKay can be cosmopolitan. "I don't really approve of eating ducks," he said glumly at dinner one night in a Manhattan restaurant. He speared a piece anyway. "Why not?" someone asked. "I like ducks," he replied, ruefully chewing on a drumstick. One thing about decadents: they don't have compassion for ducks.

Thompson is deceptive. Roxy Music did emerge from an art school tradition of British rock, the same one that produced the Beatles, Who, Kinks and Yardbirds. Of Roxy's three founders, the uni-nominative Eno, and Ferry and McKay, only McKay was academically trained in music. Ferry was schooled in painting, Eno in sculpture. Guitarist Phil Manzanera was a musician but an experimental one.

Paul Thompson changed them. "I really think that choosing Paul as the drummer saved the group," McKay said. "He's not any sort of intellectual like the rest of us. He's just been trying to drum as best he could ever since he got out of school." McKay is right, of course. What makes Roxy Music interesting is its resolution of one of rock's central conflicts: the fight between the Americanized rock and roll tradition and what was added later, the Europeanized experimental and classical traditions. Bryan Ferry and Andy McKay are fascinated by America, but they play like Europeans. Paul Thompson never will be anything but an Englishman, but he has American music down pat. As with Charlie Watts, a 4/4 beat is home to him.

The group's other preoccupations make the decadence charge more plausible. The name harks back to the '30s, and Bryan Ferry's lyrics often have the flavor of the Berlin of Cabaret. The group's album covers all feature half-naked women, in the pin-up calendar tradition of the '40s; on one of them, the model is a sex-change.

As Andy McKay and Phil Manzanera like to point out, the music is not particularly decadent. The charge really stems from Ferry's obtuse, fey lyrics, which are as full of ennui and dissipation as anything Cole Porter or Noel Coward has written. Unfortunately, Ferry's lyrics rarely mean anything; the real trick is the way they fit his voice. He can sing about Texas as though it were an orgy, about "the thrill of it all" like the most jaded dilettante. Because the music is often ominous, the charge sticks.

Most interestingly, however, Ferry has made a pair of solo albums that come very close to defining what it is about rock that incurs the charges of decadence. The albums, These Foolish Things and Another Time, Another Place, treat a variety of rock oldies — from Dylan and the Stones to Leslie Gore and Dobie Gray — with the same enervated dispassion given to 'Smoke Gets in Your Eyes' and 'These Foolish Things'. It is all very mordant, all of it more enraptured with style than meaning. Because Ferry is the most stylized singer in rock, the irony is even heavier.

The point, of course, is that rock is part of the same tradition that Porter and Coward were part of. There is no mistaking Porter and Coward's decadence, of course, but rock and roll, with its fascination with sex and death and the places where they intermingle, is equally decadent, from its root. Porter never wrote a lyric more morbid than Elvis Presley's great masterpiece. 'Mystery Train', nor more jaded than Dylan's 'Sooner or Later (One of Us Must Know)'.

Bette Midler's juxtaposition of Broadway and rock makes much the same statement, of course. But, for all that they may be taken as exemplars of decadence, Roxy Music is really a way out. As with most things, the only way to beat the ennui, to avoid becoming a dilettante, is to create a form that wrings meaning and commitment from just those things. And, as has been the case for 20 years, the best way to do that is find yourself a rock and roll band.


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Decadence, in the conventional view of how history works, is always seen as the maggoty phase in a society before the barbarian reinvigoration of fascism.

Marsh, being firmly on the left, often seemed to be worried about a form of fascism manifesting itself through rock.

And fair enough really given Bowie's talk of dictators being needed and the "visions of swastikas" wafting around and out of Iggy and Lou Reed....

Here's where the fascism-fear and the burgeoning Anglophobia conjoin and erupt: his infamous review of Queen's Jazz, in Rolling Stone, 1979.

There’s no Jazz on Queen’s new record, in case fans of either were worried about the defilement of an icon. Queen hasn’t the imagination to play jazz—Queen hasn’t the imagination, for that matter, to play rock & roll. Jazz is just more of the same dull pastiche that’s dominated all of this British supergroup’s work: tight guitar/bass/drums heavy-metal clichés, light-classical pianistics, four-part harmonies that make the Four Freshmen sound funky and Freddie Mercury’s throat-scratching lead vocals.

Anyway, it shouldn’t be surprising that Queen calls its album “jazz.” The guiding principle of these arrogant brats seems to be that anything Freddie & Company want, Freddie & Company get. What’s most disconcerting about their arrogance is that it’s so unfounded: Led Zeppelin may be as ruthless as medieval aristocrats, but at least Jimmy Page has an original electronic approach that earns his band some of its elitist notions. The only thing Queen does better than anyone else is express contempt.

Take the LP’s opening song, “Mustapha.” It begins with a parody of a muezzin’s shriek and dissolves into an approximation of Arabic music. This is part of Queen’s grand design. Freddie Mercury is worldly and sophisticated, a man who knows what the muezzin sounds like. More to the point, you don’t. What trips the group up, as usual, is the music. “Mustapha” is merely a clumsy and pretentious rewrite of “Hernando’s Hideaway,” which has about as much to do with Middle Eastern culture as street-corner souvlaki.

But it’s easy to ascribe too much ambition to Queen. “Fat Bottomed Girls” isn’t sexist—it regards women not as sex objects but as objects, period (the way the band regards people in general). When Mercury chants, in “Let Me Entertain You,” about selling his body and his willingness to use any device to thrill an audience, he isn’t talking about a sacrifice for his art. He’s just confessing his shamelessness, mostly because he’s too much of a boor to feel stupid about it.

Whatever its claims, Queen isn’t here just to entertain. This group has come to make it clear exactly who is superior and who is inferior. Its anthem, “We Will Rock You,” is a marching order: you will not rock us, we will rock you. Indeed, Queen may be the first truly fascist rock band. The whole thing makes me wonder why anyone would indulge these creeps and their polluting ideas.

On one level, he's not entirely wrong... but on another level, it's absurd to take something so camp that seriously. 

But Marsh could also find homegrown versions of this sort of cynical fakery - from the industrial heartland, too! 

Viz, Devo, panned in the Rolling Stone Album Guide
































That the debut gets two stars where everything else gets one suggests that on a gut level he couldn't quite deny what his body told him which was that on  Q: Are We Not Men? Devo were radically reinventing rock while still rocking, hard.  (And despite the dread Anglo touch of Eno).

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To close, an acerbic two-parter in which Marsh takes the measure of his chosen field, Rock Criticism, ten years into its life. This was published in  Rolling Stone at the end of 1976, start of '77.


The Critics' Critic

There's been nothing but grief since Newsweek (or was it the Sunday New York Times!) decided that rock critics invented Bruce Springsteen. Only a moron would have made such a claim, yet it was dignified by serious consideration. 

More ran the obligatory dissection of the so-called hype. Robert Christgau, the Village Voice's putative Dean of American Rock Critics, discerned a Rock Critic Establishment consisting of himself, John Rockwell of the daily Times, freelancer Paul Nelson, semi-retiree Jon Landau and me. Elton John attacked Rockwell on the radio. Even the New Yorker ran a short story, "At Lunch with the Rock Critic Establishment," which happened to be the most moronic of the lot.

I have been uncharacteristically silent on the matter, but only partly out of common sense. Most of what's been written is too dumb to require response. And besides, all one has to do is glance at the charts to see that the effect of rock critics on the American record buyer is about equal to Gus Hall's sway on American presidential elections. Still, a couple of those pieces — Christgau's and one written by Peter Herbst, a frequently excellent critic who writes for the Boston Phoenix — were worthwhile reading. And, taken as a whole, they've given me the notion that someone out there is interested in the issues surrounding rock criticism, which is a first in my seven-year experience. Such scrutiny couldn't have come at a less opportune moment. Although just where rock began or ended has always been a matter of opinion, there used to be a consensus on its stylistic traits: a steady beat, some semblance of melodic hooks, an instrumental lineup that includes guitars, bass, drums, often keyboards and horns, and a basic verse-chorus-bridge song structure. Plus, of course, a measure of spirit.

Lately, the spirit of much criticism has turned away from these values, as though their usefulness had been exhausted. Today a record by Eno, which sounds like nothing more than an extended radar blip, has a better chance of acclaim than a well-crafted set of songs by Rod Stewart. Most criticism now seems concerned with expanding rock's form, apparently in order to eventually discard it, rather than using it to full advantage.

But my conviction that the possibilities of the backbeat have yet to be exhausted remains firm.

The greatest rock is still made within the limits of its traditional conventions — listen to 'Tumbling Dice' or 'Born to Run', 'Won't Get Fooled Again' or Rod Stewart's 'Tonight's the Night'. Neither the primitivism of the Ramones nor the avant-gardism of the Mahavishnu Orchestra can duck the fact that the greatest rock is still made within its classic value system.

Little rock criticism is concerned with music, because most rock critics are less concerned with sound than sociology. This can have depressing consequences. For instance, Springsteen's success is defined in terms of his critical cult, "punk" imagery, or his dramatic stage show. Hardly anyone has discussed his inventive use of song structure (multiple bridges, for example), his extraordinary guitar effects, or the simple power of his voice.

There's a good reason for this though. Most rock isn't worth discussing except as phenomenon, a result of working within a restrictive format. (Most symphonies would suck, too, if there were 4000 released a year — or even 40.) But it cripples criticism when everything is seen as event, nothing as art. At some point at least, the critic must deal with the work itself, rather than the circumstances surrounding it. A glance at any group of record reviews will tell you that most critics see the sound as a secondary issue. Gossip, event, phenomenon, psychology, lyric writing, all take precedence over music.

But most criticism has struck out lately, even as an analysis of phenomenon. This is partly because most critics fail to understand the basic rock phenomenon of the Seventies: it is now a huge business. Only recently has anyone begun to recognize this change, which posits a drastically different set of circumstances than existed in the Sixties. A classic example is a recent Village Voice article by Geoffrey Stokes, whose book, Star-Making Machinery, is the first attempt to come to terms with rock as a major industry. In discussing records which move from black audiences to white, or country to pop, Stokes presumes that any record on the pop chart has successfully crossed over in marketing terms. But if a country or soul record needed only to make Number 90 on the pop chart to be considered a pop hit, any Top Ten hit in those minority markets would do so. Record companies would hardly spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to force the issue.

One of the fundamental assumptions of phenomenological rock criticism has been that the record companies run by guesswork. This has never been true, as a glimpse at the history of the Brill Building will tell you — even 15 years ago the return on the investment of all those songwriters' weekly salaries could be calculated. Today, even large corporations are aware of the formula: steady touring, an album every 9 to 12 months, a reasonably disciplined and melodic songwriting approach and you too can have a hit — at least once. (Only talent sustains success.) The record companies also know that this process takes time — usually three or four albums' worth. Indeed, they're taking the long-range view, unlike the critics — how many artists have been written off as losses because of a bad album or two, even major ones like the Rolling Stones or John Lennon? But then, thoughtful analysis of a career is considerably less useful for self-promotion than attacking an icon.


The Critics' Critic II

Rock criticism is now often seen in many quarters as more important than rock itself. Many critics carry this one step further by superimposing their own, frequently arbitrary, standards upon performers.

A classic, sad example is Robert Christgau, whose "Consumer Guide" in the Village Voice was once a model of cogent, witty criticism. Lately, Christgau has grown arrogant and humorless — the raves are reserved for jazz artists, while even the best rock is treated condescendingly unless it conforms to Christgau's passion for leftist politics (particularly feminism) and bohemian culture. While he is far too shrewd to let his dislike for apolitical or middle-class performers affect his A plus to E minus rating of them, the tone of the writing is now snotty — it lacks compassion, not to mention empathy, with current rock.

The Christgau example is particularly dispiriting because when he lightens up on the ideology, he remains one of rock's most perceptive analysts. There are any number of parallel vices: the punk-rock critics, led by Lester Bangs and Richard Meltzer, celebrate cultural garbage — televised wrestling, franchised foods, Quaaludes — and often wander into racism and sexism. Unfortunately for the punks, some mass culture artifacts are just garbage — Bangs and Meltzer usually know the difference but most of their followers and fellow punk critics do not, as a glance at an issue of Creem, their main outlet, quickly shows.

Pseudoacademics, on the other hand, insist that rock parallels literature and the resulting articles are often as opaque and obtuse as the worst scholarly papers. Currently, the most notable examples of pseudoacademicism are Ken Emerson (a liberal) of the Boston Phoenix and the Voice's Tom Hull (a Marxist) and Perry Miesel (a doleful structuralist). It is perhaps worth noting here that genuine academics, such as Jim Miller and Simon Frith, who make their livings as college professors, are among the most lucid critics, because they're not trying to earn respectability.

Today, the worst trend is toward amateur psychology. Here, offhand remarks, casual lyric references, gossip and rumor are manipulated to fit the critic's ideas. For Stephen Holden, for instance, the rumor that the Bee Gees are unhappy about parting with producer Arif Mardin means that: (a) their new album has production flaws; (b) their record company has done them an artistic disservice by joining a conglomerate for which Mardin doesn't work. The possibility that the Bee Gees may have already exhausted Mardin's bag of tricks is never discussed.

Each of these approaches can be useful, of course, and everyone (including myself) uses all of them at one time or another. But they are principally useful in writing about ideas, rather than rock itself. What all of these critical "schools" share is a tendency to value concepts more than results: Patti Smith became the critics' darling mostly because the idea of a tough, female rocker was so appealing. The problem is that her music (as opposed to her poetry or her poses) is so doggedly sloppy and mediocre that it cripples the concept.

Rock is not a nihilistic sideshow or a lifestyle manifesto. Like any living art, rock is in the process of development, and its first obligation is to internal integrity. That is why form is so important — rock does not encompass everything from the Carpenters to the Mahavishnu Orchestra, at least not artistically. Despite much contemporary theory, rock's links are not to the improvisatory tradition of jazz so much as to the songcrafting tradition bounded by Robert Johnson and, perhaps, George Gershwin. Like country and blues, rock is a music of limits which may be exploded but never discarded. The brilliant way in which Rod Stewart's 'Tonight's the Night' extends the elegant formalism of Sam Cooke's soul is a perfect example.

This is the essential strength of the music, which has much more to do with beauty, elegance and gracefulness than with an orderly set of ideas; externally imposed ideas can never bring order to it. But the critic's job ought to be just that — to find a way to give rock an artistic order. If the rather ancient approaches listed above will not suffice, what will?

What is necessary, it seems to me, is not a new critical perspective. All of the tools listed above as sins are valuable. They are self-defeating only when used exclusively: the psychologist rarely concerns himself with politics, the punk never bothers with Art in its classic sense. Any of these approaches might make rock criticism respectable, but none of them can make it meaningful. For that, a greater flexibility is in order.


Saturday, August 8, 2026

Brian does the singles! (Including one by the other Bryan...)

 

















Here's what Brian says about Bryan Ferry's "You Go To My Head"












And here's another occasion on which he reviews the singles, for Sounds








Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Ivor does the singles!


Yes, it's Mr. Cutler - fixture of the Underground, a regular on Peel, friend to the hippies and the rockers - despite being a member of the Noise Abatement Society and a foe of amplification. So someone at Melody Maker in 1971 thought it would be funny to get him to review the singles - or rather a select (and rather interesting) handful. 

Actually looking closer, it's not actually singles - it's tracks from albums (as if Nico would have a single off of Desertshore!). 

So it's more like The Wire's Invisible Jukebox column. Except that instead of the choices connecting to the artist's own music and taste in revealing ways, this is all things he has little sympathy for. 

The only commonality is the fact that he and Nico play the harmonium. 

Still, it's not all negative - he finds some nice things to say about some of the things played.



























Friday, July 31, 2026

Shane does the singles!


 






















From 1987.... Smash Hits, I think... Surprisingly kindly to the new releases, is Shane

His unnerving laughter is phonetically spelled out - and even commented upon by the laugher. 





Thursday, July 23, 2026

Songs About Critics (1 of ??)

Now here's a thing that puzzled me for a while...

The Soft Boys recorded a song titled "The Lonesome Death of Ian Penman" (which I've only just realised is an extension of Robyn Hitchcock's Dylan fandom - "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll") (and which I seem to remember was once findable out there, but doesn't appear to be anymore).

But then I came across what looks to be the very first NME interview with The Soft Boys by one Ian Penman. And (despite the headline) the July 1978 mini-feature appears to be thoroughly positive.  























So I wonder what IP did to piss them off? 

I just remembered where I first read about this song (only ever recorded as a demo for Radar Records, played live just once). It was an enormously long 1988 interview with Robyn Hitchcock in  Forced Exposure (as discussed at the other place, one of those American zines that venerated RH as some kind of visionary seer)


Interviewer Nigel Cross asks whatever happened to "The Lonesome Death of Ian Penman" and Hitchcock explains: 

"Well, it was recorded -- there's probably a quarter-inch version of it knocking around. We never used it -- I think, to avoid libel, we phased out the vocal. Ian Penman was one of the people who put the knife into The Soft Boys' back. And I've never forgiven any of those people. I don't forgive easily. If they're still alive and I've finally made it when I'm ninety-three, they've got it coming. When N.M.E. finally comes to my door on its knees for a front cover feature, I shall say, "Only if you get Ian Penman out of whatever institution he's in, have him cleaned out and sent 'round to apologise for his crimes publicly!" I can understand people not liking Can Of Bees. But it was defenceless. The Soft Boys were an easy target. We didn't have any allies -- any support. We didn't have a record deal. We financed the stuff ourselves. We had a small coterie of hard-core fans. And the whole thing was demolished. I thought it was peculiarly cruel to pick on an act that was suffering from having been the flavour-of-the-month. My bitterness knows no bounds."

Hmmm, so did Ian, in fact, "build them up just to knock them down"? Is there some later vindictive review of a live concert or an album?

Building them up and knocking them down was a sin-drome that rock papers were always accused of, usually by fans who didn't understand how music magazines work at all. 

In fact

A/ usually it's completely different journalists at the paper who do the building up and the knocking down. The builders and the demolishers are separate. There isn't some kind of decree from above that everyone on the paper obeys, a unified policy towards a particular band. 

B/ it's also actually possible - and perfectly legitimate - for a critic to change their mind, especially if the promise once detected in an emerging act vaporizes by the time the first album comes out. 


Monday, July 20, 2026

RIP Brian Case

My time at Melody Maker overlapped with the final year or so of Brian Case being on the staff. I don't think we exchanged more than a few words - he was pretty fed up by that point, barely in the office (the jazz section had been discontinued some years earlier, he was writing entirely about film for his last few years at MM). Soon he left to become the main writer about film - his other great passion aside from jazz - at Time Out.

I did not know then that prior to joining the Melody Maker he'd written for NME for several years, covering jazz with the occasional foray into rock etc.

A great critic - here's something I found just today where he caustically castigates a record I like (although in truth it's really "Jazz Is The Teacher (Funk Is The Preacher)", the inclusion on C81, that really lives with me - much of it I find nearly as battering and flailed as Case does, but not with the same kind of lifelong jazzbo antipathy, more a rocker's frustration).

I don't understand half the references but I enjoy the way his language moves.

 







Then in praise mode here's Case - and Richard Williams, the guy who lured him to MM -  paying tribute to Mingus.






Discernibly ambivalent about Ornette Coleman's journey into harmolodics (what sideman James 'Blood' Ulmer then pursued solo) 




























And a nicely nasty swipe at Julie Burchill - who'd he encountered in his later years at NME - and here is scolded for her lack of movie knowledge. 



And then this droll piece, which is possibly off-color by today's standards- comically mixing up Kingston, Jamaica and Kingston-Upon-Thames


Some more light relief

























And finally, here's Case praising, mostly, a record that I love - and that was the very first rock music  long-playing record I ever did buy, the week it came out. 


Ian Dury and the Blockheads

Do It Yourself

Melody Maker, May 19th 1979

by Brian Case

Uneasy lies the loaf that wears the titfer. Ian Dury's new album dispenses with the outsize characters of New Boots & Panties and moves bravely — since that cast of grotesques is clearly reproduceable, and bankable — into the autobiographically confessional. Of course, that needn't necessarily rate a round of applause — I would be desolate if Randy Newman broke cover — for, as Billy Wilder said of Marilyn Monroe, "there are certain wonderful rascals in this world, and one day they lie down on an analyst's couch and out comes a clenched, dreary thing."

The positive sensuality of 'Wake Up And Make Love With Me' has disappeared and so has the once-removed sexual violence of 'If I Was With A Woman'. Poles have been eroded, and what remains is infinitely true, infinitely troubled, and communicated through craft — and that is the name of the game. Dury distances pain through his love of words: he does not need the swaddlings of impersonation.

'Dance Of The Screamers', therefore, is a dance in the sense that Last Tango In Paris and Strindberg's Dance Of Death are a knees-up. Mother Black, and they draw their catheter of blood. 'Screamers' sets his on-stage kukka-burra brips and gibbon squeals in the context of total despair, algebra of need, visceral response, and is paralleled by what sounds like Davey Payne's overblown upper-register saxophone: a hip correlation. The lyrics are a blat of sexual rejection: "it's hard to be a hero when you've had your helmet cracked"; and the Black/Jewish wisdom in extremis of "some of us are witty, luv, it comes from facing up to facts." The number is too long, and the sarcastic "skies are blue" interjections are too obvious. It needed longer in the oven.

'Sink My Boats', on the other hand, is excellent. Germinating from the Woody Allen routine — "My wife was so immature she'd come into the bathroom without knocking and sink my boats" — the sketch that brought you "I didn't recognise my first wife with her wrists closed" and a lawsuit, Dury has constructed an internal monologue which precisely surfaces character. The closed circuit of "will you still love me when I'm over the hill is another stupid question" anatomises the endless bicker-and-rebuttal of a relationship on the skids, Where both parties bridle at the obverse of their ploys. Did I tell ya this is only rock 'n' roll? The tune is lovely, the arrangement harmonically complex, and the keyboard breaks — Mickey Gallagher? — inventive.

A more diffuse despair can be found on 'Mischief' and 'This Is What We Find'. Both utilise a catalogue of unfortunate happenings to fictitious characters, but move into sharper focus. 'Mischief' lists various naughtinesses — "Barry breaks the windows of his broken home — 'ave a guess — his tiny mind's been scarred" — and subverts these ineffectual rebellions still further with inconsequential documentation — "his dad's a shipping clerk." Behind the pathetic hell-raising lies the old cockney routine of local hero-worship — 'ee ONLY shaved a cart'orse's ankles and flogged it to The Filfth — tasty but inadequate — and the number ends in infantile apologies and pleas for mercy. It's very good indeed, and will get better on the road, as 'Quiet', 'Sink My Boats' and 'This Is What We Find' have refined against a sounding-board.

'This Is What We Find' — the outstanding piece here — is an Edward Gorey amusing mausoleum of catastrophe, and Dury takes transparent refuge in the sacerdotal pipes to reflect upon its burden — i.e.: the flesh is grass. A beautifully balanced piece, in which gabble prepares for thematic repetition, and one laughs at the indignities of the human condition: "A sense of humour is required amongst the bacon rind."

There's plenty of the familiar suburban self-improver in the vocabulary — and elsewhere, "blandishment" in 'Sink My Boats', "the wherewithal" in 'Dance' — as a mockery of the orotund in the face of such humiliation, and an Art School survival in the term "jubblified." There is a jolly pump and Wurlitzer bounce to the backing, and fun in the misfit of words to music.

'Don't Ask Me' and 'Inbetweenies' deal with the early stages of romance. "Here I stand with a doughnut for a brain," sings the suitor in 'Don't Ask Me', and goes on to list his virtues like a street-trader: "On my life, I believe we're tailor-made." The Blockheads complement the voice with nicely varied interjections, and there's a good guitar solo. All very Aldgate, and effective.

'Inbetweenies' is more complex. "A body likes to be near the bone" and "I die when I'm alone" indicate the desperation in this pitch, which settles for friendship with "at least you've put me on the team." There's a beautifully placed ambulance siren in the backing, and some good jazz piano.

'Quiet' contrasts three manners, the polite, the authoritarian and junior rudery. Based on an old schoolmaster of his, Dury's lyrics catch precisely the tone of posturing officialese — "quiet, persistent louts and clowns," "quiet, or else there will be measures" — and subverts it with a chorus of "plop-plops" and "big jobs." The guitar break, spitting like a cat in a bag, is very impressive.

'Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy' and 'Waiting For Your Taxi' are slight, the latter mingling taped conversation and traffic noises like Mingus and Kirk, and launching an upper-register screamer from Davey Payne. Here is a deep, pneumatic whump to the vocal, a catchy chant like 'Rhythm Stick'.

Finally, 'Lullaby For Francis/Frances' — a sort of bookend to 'Wake Up' — opens with a fanfare before ducking into reggae. Dury's voice here is beautifully tender, deep, husky — for a change — cleanly recorded. I missed some of the words elsewhere in the mix. Melody and treatment are charming, and Charley Charles's beat — centipede with a wooden leg — is lithe and living. In the context of the album, a lullaby — "safe and sound, that's a promise" and "it's time to impose a curfew" — registers like the all-clear after a psychic air-raid.

Do It Yourself stands in the same relation to New Boots & Panties as Joseph Heller's second novel, Something Happened, does to Catch-22. Both artists kept us waiting, and finally delivered a less fevered dimension which nonetheless bears the authentic trademark.

Whether any of the new numbers will adapt as singalong material in live performance is conjectural. The important thing is that Ian Dury's creativity is still functioning at peak, and will move you from tears to laughter.

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I think Case is wrong about "Dance of the Screamers", it's exactly as long as it should be, and one of Dury's greatest moments (Davey Payne's too). 




I also don't understand why he and the other reviewers in the weeklies all rated "Sink My Boats" so highly - is it really just because they recognised the Woody Allen reference?