Thursday, July 25, 2024

Sounds writers with silly pseudonyms

There is a tradition among U.K. rock writers of taking up an amusing nom de plume, arresting alias, or enigmatic pseudonym. Or a single word moniker that stands out graphically.

New Musical Express had a bunch - Penny Reel, Biba Kopf, Jane Solanas, X. MooreDick TracyMiles

 At Melody Maker, we had The Stud Brothers – originally The Legendary Stud Brothers, no less. Which inspired a female duo who went as... Sara + Jayney, I think. Then there was the fellow who chose a Welsh-language alias guaranteed to drive the copy editors up the wall: Sgrifnach Agrwnr, or something like that.  Not forgetting Everett True, who prior to that had gone as The Legend at NME and in his fanzine of the same name. 

Even The Wire had Jakubowski, Hopey Glass, possibly others

However the paper that really went to town with this was Sounds.  No idea why, but it seemed to become almost an institutional fixture. 

Below is an inventory of daft aliases deployed by Sounds writers from the punk era onwards. Organized into categories. Let me know if I've missed anybody.


Surreal / enigmatic 

My favorite out of all the ones I found - indeed the one that got me pondering this phenom - is Tibet

This was the Sounds byline of David Tibet, as in Current 93. Yes, he had a parallel career track, writing about the sort of thing you'd expect (industrial / esoteric underground) but much else besides (Saxon!)



As well as looking good 'n' stark on the page, TIBET as a byline has a whiff of Anglo-surrealist comedy, making me think of a Monty Python sketch maybe, or perhaps Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy.  A nation-state given the humble task of reviewing a Robert Haigh piano release or sent to interview Doctor and the Medics. 














"Tibet" is also prone to inadvertently – or advertently – amusing juxtapositions, when it comes to the deks / standfirsts to pieces. Lotsa scope for copyeditor malarkey. 




Like this one - which sounds like a country being subjugated by an invading religion

Tibet in the pages of Sounds as a journalistic object not subject





















Rare occurrence of his full name being credited in Sounds - a piece on Derek Jarman














(via Feuilleton



Another odd, enigmatic name: Luaka Bop























Which we all know as the name of the world-music (and other things - A.R. Kane!) label cofounded by David Byrne.

According to Wiki: 

Byrne took the phrase "Luaka Bop" from the inner packaging of a specialty tea which is sold in England. Luaka is the name of a tea importer. Their "Broken Orange Pekoe" is packaged in a silver foil block; when the sleeve is removed, it reveals a white label that reads "Luaka BOP". Byrne found the phrase to be “strange, but musical”, a combination he liked

"Strange but musical" - it does sound like the name of  a style of dance music from a Polynesian island or a small country in Latin America. 

So that's clearly where this Sounds scribe got it.


Another odd one I scribbled down on sight, but didn't save the piece in question: Granuaile


Then there's RAB 

Now that might just  be the initialization of an ordinary sort of name like Robert Andrew Brown.   But without any periods between the letters, it takes on a certain baleful anonymity, like the acronym of a terrorist group



 


















new addition August 6 - Ear and Ear










Punky

A cluster of monikers that give off vaguely seditious vibes or are faintly offensive, the kind of name that a punk singer might adopt. 


Ralph Traitor
























John Opposition (occasionally Johnny Oppo)















Jane Suck 

(later, having switched to the NME, she became Jane Solanas - a sedition-by-association name)

(now RIP)











I wonder if "Suck" was a semi-homage to Germaine Greer's underground-press sex-paper of the same name? 















It does sound like the name of the bassist in an all-female band called The Castrators. 


Jon Savage 

(which I believe is a twist on his given name Jonathan Sage - that was what was on his Maida Vale doorbell when me and the Monitor crew traipsed up to London to pay a visit in 1985)





















In an alienation effect / stylistic tic, Savage would sometimes write about himself in the text of his pieces using an anonymized third-person, referring to the Writer, or the Critic, or the Journalist. All part of the demystification politique of those New Musick days.... 


Angela Ripper 

Presumably a psycho twist on Angela Rippon, the  BBC newsreader. Could conceivably be one of those jarringly odd olde-Englishe names, though. 
















Literary

Another cluster of pseudonyms involve references to characters from novels - obvious, oblique, or genre-specific.

Jack Barron – a plausibly real name, but I knew Jack a bit and I am fairly certain this was not his actual moniker. Presumably it's a reference to the TV journalist character in Norman Spinrad's science fiction novel Bug Jack Barron 



 





















Winston Smith –  from 1984



 



















Culture Referential


Curt Vile (long before the musician of the same pun) 
















Popcult Referential


Betty Page






































Betty wrote a lot about the Futurists and New Romantics, so presumably this campy alias indicated an interest in glamour and dress-up games. 






















Jack Spratt - as in the nursery rhyme "Jack Spratt, could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean..."

Rose Rouse (I assume this is a reference to Rolls Royce...  I suppose it could be a real name )














Valac Van Der Veene - this certainly sounds like it's borrowed from a literary or dramatic character.... a cruel aristocrat in a Nabokov novel.... a cop in a set-in-Holland detective series.  



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Valac Van Der Veene (RIP apparently) actually played in a punk band called Rikki and the Last Days of Earth - not sure which of these is him, I think the guy to the right of Rikki. 







Bathetic Whimsy

These names relate less to punk than the New Wave / pub rock interface, or maybe the comedy-punk end of things (what Garry Bushell at Sounds called punk pathetique - Max Splodge and the like). 



With this sort of name, the daftness deflates the pretensions of the critic - self-inflicted wound, or honorable levelling gesture?  


Mr Spencer  (makes me think of Some Mothers Do Have Em)













Chas De Walley  (strong whiff of Stiff about it – Wreckless Eric and the like. Kursaal Flyers)












Des Moines (groan) 






















Biro Penman 















(no relation to Ian Penman – and funnily enough didn’t Sounds actually have someone genuinely called Ian Penman, but who wrote as Ian Ravendale? Yes indeed https://ianravendale.blogspot.com/p/about.html)


There was also later a Karen Penman writing for Sounds.


Goffa Gladding  - your guess is as good as mine




 






Flying Your Flag


Names that identify the writer as a genre specialist 

Heavy Metal Heather


Hey look, accidentally caught another silly pseudonym - Kelv Hellrazer - along with the Heavy Metal Heather byline





















Heather  reviewing  Girlschool -  the perfect conjunction of hard rocking chicks.




Finally, some Sounds bylines that are borderline - a little bit peculiar, probably the writer's real name but enough to make you wonder


Maxwell Park (could be a real name I guess but also the name of a park in Glasgow)









Eugen Beer

Ron Rom










Edwyn  Pouncey (seems to be from another century - a character in a Dickens or Fielding novel) (Pouncey has a proper alter-ego in his cartooning mode - Savage Pencil)

Andrie Jus Lasys

Marguerite Van Cook

Adele-Marie Cherrison 






Giovanni Dadomo (okay, probably quite a normal name in Italy, but in the context of the UK rock press, it seems flamboyant and conceivably chosen to stand out from the pack).


Of course, the flamboyance of the name doesn't necessarily correlate with the writing style. Some of the most eccentric and stylized critics at Sounds  had common-or-garden sort of names: Chris Roberts, Dave McCullough.

Then there were those who expressed their dandy tendencies with just a single shift of letters within an otherwise sensible name:

Jonh Ingham























A mannerism echoed, presumably in homage, by

Jonh Wilde  

(like Chris Roberts, originally at Sounds before moving over to Melody Maker)




 













(See also Jhon Balance - apparently that's a spelling popular in Latin America)


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Straying beyond Sounds, here is the inverse category: sensible-seeming name but actually an alias for a wild 'n ' crazy writing personality.

Susan Williams

That's the prim pen name initially used in NME by Steven Wells (who already had a more accurate, "what it says on the tin" performance alias Seething Wells for his identity as ranting poet)
















 













Well, I think I knew this but forgot it - Seething Wells is a place - a neighborhood on the edge of Surbiton, in SW London.

It sort of sounds like a sign-off to an angry letter to a newspaper: Yours faithfully, "Seething", Wells, Somerset. 


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Sometimes I think I should have taken on a more exciting alias – or a one-word, just-a-few-letters, eye-grabber of a byline - but I’m too narcissistically attached to my given name.

But I did once write as Julie Kristeva – twin homage to early influence Burchill and later influence  Kristeva.  

This was when I was at MM but did a few moonlight reviews for a short-lived monthly spin-off of Time Out - called, if I recall correctly, 20/20.





















I also adopted a pseudonym - Ian Tarr - for the publication in Melody Maker of a profile of Tricky. I think I had written about Tricky in the Village Voice at more or less the same time, so didn't want to piss them off. 

I must have just read the Wyndham Lewis novel Tarr. It’s also a sort of pun on “enter” maybe? Who knows what I was thinking. ...




 


















Oh, and here's another alter-ego - Jisbella McQueen. Adopted so that I could review a fanzine that featured an interview with me























I have a feeling this band "Vulva" are actually a contribution to the grand long-running zine tradition of interviews and reviews of imaginary bands. 


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 (Not that this is a uniquely U.K. phenom - America has its own tradition of this kind of thing – Lester Bangs, Metal Mike Saunders, Legs McNeil...



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Big up Soundsclips and  Zounds Abound for all these clips


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Bonus pseudonym from New Music News, a short lived publication that leaped into the weekly rockpaper vacuum left by NME and MM when IPC publications went on strike.

Teen Pheels 













Conceivably, this alias is because the writer is moonlighting and is actually normally employed by NME or MM.